The Most Random System

Chapter 1054 - 476: Xiling the Pickup King Is Like This [Monthly Ticket Request]

"Ugh—don’t gross me out."Even though Qu Wanqiu tacitly agreed, at this moment, she could only wear a look of disdain and contempt.

"How about we really drive all night tonight, get on the highway, I want to take a look at the Nibelungen." Bai Bufan was quite enthusiastic.

"Idiot, I’m in my probationary period, no qualification for the highway."

"Lin Li, you useless person."

"If you were an experienced driver, I would be allowed on the highway. Who’s really useless here, I can’t say." Lin Li snorted.

"Bufan, help me call Dingzi."

"Alright."

"Hello—? Lin Li, what’s up?" The phone quickly connected, and Ding Sihan’s confused voice came through.

"We’ll be under your building in 26 minutes, pack up if you need to, no rush, but don’t make us wait too long." Lin Li got straight to the point.

Ding Sihan responded with repeated "ah ah ah ah ah", but it wasn’t a battle cry, because these "ah" sounds were rich in emotions, covering all four tones.

"Did I hear Wanqiu’s laughter?"

"You heard right, Sihan, it’s me."

"Why ask so many questions, are you coming out or not! If you don’t come, I’ll come upstairs and beat you! If you come out, I’ll treat you to a midnight snack." Lin Li frowned.

Qu Wanqiu: "Why did I only get threats but no bribes just now! Lin Li, did you just say you’d beat me up?"

Bai Bufan: "Why did I get neither threats nor bribes! Lin Li, were you just too lazy to warn me and directly crashed into me?"

"Haha, what kind of bribery is this?"

On the other end, Ding Sihan scoffed at his words. It sounded like she was already preparing to go out, though she stubbornly wouldn’t admit:

"Boring, I really don’t want to go out tonight."

Seems like she’s taken after the big tsundere idiot.

"Damn, even a midnight snack can’t entice you?" Lin Li burst into laughter.

"Sorry, midnight snack? I’m on a diet, completely uninterested. If that’s all, don’t contact me anymore, bye." Ding Sihan huffed haughtily.

Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan after hearing this, revealing a strange smile, before gently speaking to the phone in the holder:

"Dingzi, others diet because being fat doesn’t look good, you don’t look good to begin with, so why diet."

"Also, diet first reduces your bust, if you go on, there might be none left."

Bai Bufan, Qu Wanqiu: "O.o?"

"..."

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah Lin Li—!!!"

This time it was a true battle cry.

It seemed like Ding Sihan wasn’t at home but at Baidi City, because there were endless cries of monkeys on the other end.

"Where! Are! You! Now!"

"Beep—" Lin Li smiled silently, just reaching out to hang up the call.

After that, he continued to look ahead and drive, accompanied by Qu Wanqiu’s laughter. It was evident that Bai Bufan, sitting in the passenger seat, was gazing at Lin Li with admiration. Lin Li chuckled lightly:

"Bufan, this is one of the skills your brother teaches you in communicating with girls."

"You see, originally we were the ones asking the girls out, but with my excellent conversational skills, it turned into the girls anxiously asking where we are. I guarantee, Dingzi will definitely accept my invitation tonight.

But at this point, you can’t get carried away; knowing the result, just hang up the call decisively. Use the technique of ’playing hard to get’ to manipulate her psychology until she can’t resist.

This is the science of communication with the opposite sex. The charm and skill of language lie here, so learn well and watch carefully, you’ll surely need it in the future."

Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up: "You’re a master!"

After learning, if there are friends other than the WeChat Team in the contact list, that’s a big victory.

"Lin Li... you’re... doomed... you... wait and see... cherish your... last half hour of life..."

Ding Sihan’s voice ghostly emanated from behind Lin Li, clear as ever.

This time Lin Li couldn’t hold back his laughter, glancing at the rearview mirror, where Qu Wanqiu was putting her phone on speaker next to her ear.

It was obvious that Ding Sihan knew if she called Lin Li directly she’d get hung up again, so she looped through Qu Wanqiu.

"Jiujiu, you traitor, what if I get scared and have a car accident, will you compensate if the insurance won’t cover the repair cost?" Listening to Ding Sihan’s ghostly mumblings, Lin Li laughed.

"So the focus is the repair cost, not us in the car?" Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up again, contemplating the possibility of jumping out of the car to save himself.

After a few more curses from Ding Sihan, she finally hung up and got ready to leave.

Qu Wanqiu doesn’t wear much makeup, but she’s interested in it, so although she had half an hour, it probably wasn’t enough.

"What song are you guys playing?" When only the three of them and the music remained in the car, Qu Wanqiu couldn’t help but complain.

"The fragrant mist is swirling with the wind~ like dancing light silk~ stepping on the snowy river to the holy mountain~ hearing the snow leopard call~"

The tune was familiar, like "Blue and White Porcelain", but the lyrics were off, very literary but not the original, and the voice was irritating, like it was born of my mother.

"This is an even better singer than Jay Chou, Dingay Chou’s ’Ding White Porcelain’, ranking high in the ultimate Ding genre." Lin Li explained.

Obviously, it couldn’t be a single "Amateur" on loop all this time. Bai Bufan’s phone had plenty of anthropomorphic songs, with Ding’s songs taking up half the space, so it was their turn.

Qu Wanqiu: "?"

Dingay Chou, indeed, was stronger than Jay Chou.

"Hey, why is Jay Chou called Jay Chou and not Jay Zhou?" Qu Wanqiu suddenly asked curiously.