The Most Random System

Chapter 1055 - 476: Xiling’s Pickup King Is Like This

"Oh, I know this because it’s the spelling method from Taiwan, ’chou’ for Zhou, not the mainland Chinese pinyin system." Bai Bufan immediately explained upon hearing this."I see." Qu Wanqiu nodded, then stopped making jokes, leaning back on the car seat and enjoying the song.

This is real music!

...

Underneath Ding Sihan’s building, a very familiar meeting point.

After parking smoothly at the gate of the community, promptly sent a message that they had arrived.

"Bang!!!"

Though Ding Sihan said it would take three more minutes to come down, she suddenly appeared at the driver’s window, knocking and shouting.

She probably sneaked over here; how she found the car without being told its location was because there was a traitor in the car.

Lin Li wasn’t really scared by this but found it amusing and rolled down the window: "Childish, boring trick."

Bai Bufan: "Lin Li, why is the crotch area of your pants wet? Did you sweat?"

Lin Li: "Of course, it’s pee. This kind of scare isn’t enough to make me sweat."

"Dingzi, you were really staring here? F*ck, lower your head!" Lin Li laughed with disdain while protecting his crotch.

Being exposed like this made Ding Sihan blush, but she immediately grabbed Lin Li’s collar through the window:

"You didn’t forget what you said half an hour ago, did you? Lin Li!"

"Settling both old and new scores! Go to hell!!"

"You’ve misunderstood! Let me explain!" Lin Li hurriedly said.

"Okay, I’ll give you a chance."

"I didn’t forget," Lin Li looked at Ding Sihan seriously, "half an hour ago, I said, Dingzi, others lose weight because they’re unattractive when they’re fat, you’re already unattractive, why would you lose weight? Besides, if you lose weight, first lose chest weight; if you lose more, there might be nothing left, right? Word for word, etched in my memory."

Ding Sihan: "..."

So the explanation was about her "misunderstanding" that Lin Li had forgotten?

Ding Sihan smiled.

Lin Li was done for.

By the time Lin Li revived after watching the ad, Ding Sihan had already gotten into the car’s back seat, sitting next to Qu Wanqiu.

Then, naturally, there were questions about the evening’s plans, and like Qu Wanqiu, she witnessed Lin Li’s couldn’t-care-less attitude when he said, "I still don’t know what to do tonight."

After a brief silence and disdain, Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu enthusiastically began to browse and discuss on their phones for plans for the evening.

"You say traditional cigarettes are bland, dogs won’t even smoke them~ Just want to sail with my Rick 5 in hand~ Made a promise to smoke more~ Half a day of smoking isn’t enough~ Why would you privatize my Rick~"

After the car started and drove for a while, listening to Ding Yixun’s "Nicotine Shift/(Under the Hongta Mountain)," Ding Sihan suddenly thought of Chen Yu Ying and looked up at Lin Li:

"Hey, Lin Li, didn’t Yu Ying say in the group that she was going out tonight? Can we pick her up?"

"Don’t worry, there’s no way I’d make such a mistake," Lin Li laughed, "I already reminded her not to go, but unfortunately, it seems she figured out we’re planning to find her tonight."

Lin Li also casually called Chen Yu Ying.

"Hey~"

"Seven minutes to your building downstairs, okay."

"Okay."

"Alright, see you in a bit?"

"Mm-hmm."

After a short conversation, they hung up.

"See, as expected, she found out early." Lin Li shrugged with a smile.

"Really, but who knows if you deliberately told her in advance to give Ying Bao time to prepare," Ding Sihan tsk-tsked, then asked:

"Wouldn’t Ying Bao feel that only the two of you are coming, and when she sees the three of us, she’ll feel like we’re extra, forcing a smile?"

"Nah, don’t forget, I asked everyone’s status in the group. She’s not as dumb as you."

"Lin Li, you go to hell!!"

"Would you bear it?"

"I’m going to tell Yu Ying that you’re flirting with me."

"Yuck——"

"Lin Li, why’re you gagging!"

"Bai Bufan, why’re you gagging too!!"

In Xiling, it didn’t take long, and soon Lin Li approached Chen Yu Ying’s building downstairs.

Unlike the unsuspecting "couple," they got out after the car had arrived, but Chen Yu Ying, who was prepared, could see them standing at the building entrance as she rounded the corner.

Under the warm yellow streetlight halo, she stood quietly in the cool night breeze, wearing a knee-length off-white cashmere coat, with a soft fleece around the collar that highlighted the line of her chin.

Underneath the coat was a knitted dress, with the hem revealing a section of her ankle, then transitioning into a pair of simple snow boots.

No curls today, her long hair draped smoothly over her shoulders, with her head slightly tilted, her gaze searching for the approaching car. Even from afar, her cheeks looked fair, like a blossoming flower.

Chen Yu Ying didn’t recognize Wu Min’s car, so she only locked on to it when this "special" car began to slow down and turn.

As the distance closed, she could clearly see Lin Li and Bai Bufan through the front windshield.

Her eyebrows curved into a soft arch, and Chen Yu Ying broke into a gentle, bright smile, tilting her head slightly as she waited quietly.

"Bufan, I just taught you how to invite a girl out, now let me teach you how to say moving words to a girl."

Lin Li, with a smile, said to Bai Bufan, then moved the car closer to Chen Yu Ying, rolled down the window, and spoke in a deep bubbly voice:

"Beautiful lady, do you have body odor?"

Bai Bufan: "O.o?"

Master, this...

"If not," Lin Li slickly raised an eyebrow, "why are you as enticing as a fox?"

After speaking, Lin Li accompanied his words with a WINK he hadn’t done in a while.

Bai Bufan: "o.O?"

Tsk.

Bai Bufan felt that saying his friend list only had the WeChat team left was too modest.

If he really took Lin Li as his master.

The WeChat team likely couldn’t help but delete him.

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