The Most Random System

Chapter 1053 - 476: Xiling the Pickup Master Is Like This [Seeking Monthly Votes]

"Lin Li, if time allowed, I really would’ve liked you to continue parking the car behind that guy and live stream his reaction."Bai Bufan adjusted the seat to recline it to the maximum angle, lying back and touching the car’s ceiling with his hand, speaking with a smile.

"Bufan, if you keep having this habit of wanting to return to the scene of the crime after committing one, you’ll crash sooner or later."

Lin Li was also relaxed, as they were parked at Qu Wanqiu’s community entrance waiting for her to come down, sharing his crime insights upon hearing that.

"Geez, Lin Li, if you ever go to the public bathhouses in the north, you’ll probably be charged extra."

Bai Bufan tapped on the car roof with a bang, laughing as he replied.

"Indeed, after all, I’m so large that I easily make other men feel inferior in the bathhouse, affecting revenue, it’s only right to charge extra."

Lin Li spoke with mock seriousness.

Bai Bufan rolled his eyes and sighed, "Idiot, I meant you’re too devious, it’s tiring to scrub you, need to charge extra."

"Same to you." Lin Li sneered.

"True, mine’s also too large."

Bai Bufan nodded happily again.

"But let’s not talk about bathhouses," Lin Li complained again,

"I passed by a newly opened bathhouse last time, and the owner was shouting promotions at the entrance, claiming new store opening discounts, ten yuan per person for the men’s bathhouse and a hundred for the women’s. I was stunned, perplexed why the price difference was so big between men and women, so I asked about it.

The owner said ’That’s just how it is here. By the way, sir, which one do you want to go in?’"

"So it’s a buffet, huh? If that’s the case, I think the 90 bucks is worth spending."

Bai Bufan stroked his chin.

"Worthless! I spent a hundred and found that the women’s bathhouse was also full of men!

The more I thought about it, the angrier I got, so I spent another ten yuan to enter the men’s bathhouse, and damn, it was all men again!"

Lin Li angrily punched the seat behind him, frustrated.

"Choosing the super loss tactic between a small and a big loss, Hakelin, if your life were live-streamed, there would be no shortage of comments, right?"

"There’ll probably be more movie bros and gals." Lin Li didn’t deny, just added.

"Speaking of which, do you have any good movies to recommend?"

"Didn’t you say you’d quit it this year? Still recommending?"

"The year’s almost up anyway, better prepare."

"..."

Their conversation in the car was fast and jumpy.

Honestly, most people would find it hard to keep up with their pace, hearing it abruptly might think it’s a celestial dialogue.

Here I could mention a classmate surnamed Huang and one surnamed Zhou, but unfortunately, they’re not here.

"Master, is Xiling coming or not?" The window was suddenly tapped, a familiar female voice asked.

"Not coming, not coming, we’re only going to Erxian Bridge on Chenghua Avenue." Lin Li unlocked the car door while smiling, then elbowed Bufan, "Straighten the seat."

Qu Wanqiu opened the car door and got in, initially inspecting the car’s interior like Bai Bufan, and then clicking her tongue in admiration.

Lin Li also stopped humming, gazing at the road ahead... or rather, the system.

"[After a long period of training and passing several complex tests, you’ve finally gained the Empire’s recognition and become a true Mecha Pilot.

Your friend jokingly entrusted a task to you, said casually, yet heard with intent. Now that you have the ability, why not do what you can.]

"[Task Triggered!]

"[Task Two: Drive the Mecha to complete at least 10 commissions from unfamiliar Empire citizens (0/10)]

"[Task Reward: Physical Improvement: Mecha Synchronization Index +10; Random Ability *1; System Currency *150]"

Considering Qu Wanqiu’s recent joke, is this making me act as a taxi driver?

After brief contemplation, Lin Li decided to put this task aside for now.

It’s an unlimited-time task anyway.

Moreover, the task requires encounters with strangers, meaning even if he wanted to experiment with the task’s completion criteria, he couldn’t target the "three people and one dog."

So considering it later will suffice.

As for immediately shifting tonight’s focus onto the task, Lin Li wasn’t that utilitarian, totally uninterested.

Even if this were a timed task, Lin Li would probably choose to outright abandon it altogether, and let things develop naturally with the "three people and a dog."

"Should I drive now?" No mandatory seatbelt in the back, so after Wanqiu closed the door, Lin Li started the car and signaled.

"Go ahead," Qu Wanqiu nodded, then confirmed one thing, "Lin Li, you’ll drive me back tonight, right? It’ll not be easy to find a cab tonight, you wouldn’t want a girl like me stranded late at night across town, would you?"

"I’ll drive you, don’t worry." Lin Li nodded with a smile.

"That’s good, are we picking up Si Han or Yu Ying now?"

"Dingzi is closer, pick up Dingzi first."

"Alright," Qu Wanqiu nodded, "so where are we heading to tonight?"

Lin Li still offered a quality answer, "I have no idea."

"What do you mean you have no idea!"

"I did talk about this over the phone, the key is going out, not playing, Jiujiu, you can think about where we’ll go to celebrate New Year’s together once everyone’s here." Lin Li’s tone was relaxed.

"So you really went out completely without a plan, huh!"

"Because no plan is needed. Even if tonight is just driving you all around and chatting all night, I’ll still find it interesting, that’s my genuine affection and love for you ’three people and a dog.’"