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Chapter 43: Illiterate but also a master strategist
Liangmu's family affairs were resolved.
After returning, I immediately got into work mode.
at the same time.
With the Tencent Video All Star Awards approaching.
You can also often see some celebrities returning to the company.
But it's unclear whether Yang Tianzhen had informed them.
Anyway, Shen Jian didn't add any of them on WeChat.
It's not that these people don't want to join.
Rather, their assistants simply do not allow anyone to get close.
Shen saw no opportunity whatsoever.
However, building connections takes time, so he wasn't in a hurry.
Anyway, they already had Ma Sichun, He Jiu, and Wang Anyu's WeChat accounts.
In the future, we can slowly climb up the pole.
I've had a busy day.
Back to the residence.
Shen Jian took a shower and ordered takeout.
They then immediately started a live stream.
One hour a day, this was tacitly approved by Liangmu and Lin Youyou.
The live stream quickly attracted viewers.
[Hey, are you eating?]
[Even an illiterate person like him is quite down-to-earth, eating at a Shaxian snack shop!]
[Fragrant noodles + steamed dumplings? Why not add dried tofu?]
Chicken leg rice and black chicken soup in a clay pot are the perfect match!
Shen Jian shook his head: "Then it would be much better to just order the black chicken soup set meal. Ordering chicken leg rice and clay pot soup separately would exceed twenty yuan, bro. Do you want to go over the bill?"
[Down-to-earth +1]
[Wow, you even knew that?]
[See? I told you only illiterate people understand the lives of us working-class folks. I understood it as soon as I watched "Refrigerator."]
[I didn't think it would be very tasty at first, but seeing it made me want to eat it too.]
Don't forget your original aspirations!
[Foodie +1]
[Down-to-earth +1]
Shen Jian: "What is my original intention? I just want to make money. Boost my ratings, dads. I've even started eating at Shaxian snack shops. The entertainment industry is tough; I can only rely on you guys."
[Damn, this hurts my heart! But I'm not going to spend money on it.]
[The sight of them eating at Shaxian snack shop was so touching, but it really shows how useful my money is!]
[What are your plans for the future? Will you be participating in the show again?]
[Yeah, doesn't the company find you any roles to play?]
[Can he act?]
Shen Jian: "Maybe I'll be on some talk show."
[Pfft~ What? A talk show? Are you sure?]
[If it's not a son, can't we find someone easier?]
[Many of those stand-up comedians have college degrees! You, who didn't even finish elementary school, are like an egg trying to break a rock!]
[Ber, can you even write jokes? You can't even write a complete word, kid!]
[Oh dear, I'm so anxious! Quickly tell the company to change to another variety show. The first two were fine, why do you have to choose a difficult one?]
[Listen to me, you can't learn that stuff. Inspirational literature for the illiterate is your limit.]
The comments section was flooded with messages.
It's clear that fans are very worried about his participation in the talk show.
Liangmu had previously instructed that he could reveal a little bit during the live stream to see the fans' reaction.
Shen Jian never expected this.
His family doted on him so much, fearing he would be mistreated on the show, that they didn't want him to suffer even the slightest grievance.
"Family members, Xiao Jianjian is already a fully-fledged illiterate; I can easily block the wall!"
[One more hilarious joke]
[? ? ? ]
[Well……]
[That's incredibly capable of handling things on his own!]
[That's really mature, haha.]
Shen Jian: "Besides, it's just a joke, right? Even though I haven't been to school and haven't read much, and I don't know many words, I can still find someone to write it for me."
[You...have ambition!]
[Pfft, hahaha.]
[Wow, I'm really impressed.]
[Fine, fine, you can say that on the show.]
[If you hire someone else to write your jokes, you're bound to get flamed. You should write them yourself!]
[Oh right, he can't write, so he'll use voice!]
[One more hilarious joke]
Shen Jian, munching on a black-boned chicken leg, said, "It's just a joke, what's wrong with that? Send me some gifts, and I'll make one for you guys."
[Are you asking for a favor?]
Come, come, let me listen!
(From XXX's Douyin account #1)
[666.]
[He said he couldn't sleep at night.]
[Give it your all!]
"Thanks for the gift, big brother! Okay, here it is!"
Shen Jian paused, looking as if he was concentrating on his thoughts.
next second.
*Pfft!*
He farted.
[? ? ? ]
[！！！]
[You... hahaha!]
[No, is this your joke?]
Holy crap, that's awesome!
[I didn't expect you to be such a good comedian...]
[I'd call this the best joke of the year! It's absolutely amazing, Shen Jian's joke is actually a 'fart'!]
[Oh my god, my stomach hurts from laughing!]
[Hahaha.]
[One more hilarious joke]
[Down-to-earth +1]
[Foodie +1]
The viewers in the live stream went wild with praise.
Shen Jian ignored the panel prompts that floated past his eyes.
A faint sadness appeared on his expression:
"Just now... I quietly let out a fart, hoping... the wind will blow it into your mouth, turning it into a unique fragrance that brushes against your soft lips and lingers with your breath..."
[? ? ? ]
[！！！]
[……!]
The live stream seemed to freeze for a moment.
However, the jokes didn't stop.
[Joke/Talent +1]
Shen Jian: "But the moment I farted and the yellow substance came out, I suddenly realized that some things just can't be held back, like gifts that my family can't give me. Even my strong heart can suddenly become helpless..."
[Holy crap, is this for real?]
[This is a joke with a pungent smell; I can practically smell it in the live stream!]
[Pfft, haha, that's him missing you!]
[Wow, that's impressive... You guys think about it.]
You try it, I have no appetite.
[6…]
Everyone in the live stream was stunned.
This was the first time Shen Jian had showcased his comedic talent.
Well, how should I put it?
It is indeed more literary than my previous crude words.
[A sports car from XXXX]
[Aircraft from ASSF]
[......]
Shen Jian: "Oh, thank you for the gifts, family! How was this time?"
[Was this really written by an illiterate person?]
[If you say there's something on it, it's kind of pungent; if you say there's nothing on it, it still has a damn strong smell.]
[666! From today onwards, you are an illiterate comedian!]
[My dear son, if you keep doing this, I'll really be looking forward to it!]
[Yeah, yeah, it doesn't matter if we win or lose on the show, what matters is that we make them swoon!]
[Hahaha.]
...
An hour later.
Shen Jian ended the live stream.
I clicked to record the live stream, ended and saved, and then glanced at the backend.
Although there aren't many people who don't participate in PvP (player versus player) battles.
But at least we have enough to eat and drink.
After downloading and saving the live stream video, Shen Jian sent it to the group chat.
This provides some necessary materials for my account management.
But not long after that...
The group chat exploded.
【Shenjian Business Group (8)】
[Yang Tianzhen: @Shen Jian! Come out here!]
[Liangmu: @Shenjian, how could you...how could you fart during your live stream?]
[Lin Youyou: It smells so good...]
[Shen Jian: (乛◡乛)]
[Yang Tianzhen: Still laughing? It's one thing to say "that" a lot during the day, but on a live stream... whose joke were you talking about?]
[Shen Jian: Mine, how about it?]
[Lin Youyou: Yours?]
[Yoshiki: Uh… how should I put it, it’s hard to say.]
[Yang Tianzhen: @Liangmu, don't let me see him this month! If he trends on Weibo tomorrow, you'll have to clean up his mess! I'm not going to care!]
[Yoshiki: Uh...]
[Shen Jian: The toilet paper used to wipe your butt gets lighter the more you wipe, but it always retains a hint of yellow, just like this past month you haven't wanted to see me. Even though you can't see me, you can never truly find peace.]
[Lin Youyou: !!! ]
[Ryogi:...]
[Yang Tianzhen: You son of a bitch...]
[Zhang Shan: ...]
[Li Si: ...]
[Master Zhu: Thumbs up!]
[One more hilarious joke]
[Joke/Talent +1]