ebookslot Chapter 495 Do You Believe That I Will Beat You Into A Dog?
Chapter 495 Do You Believe That I Will Beat You Into A Dog?
Lin Yan sighed, girls nowadays are not reserved at all, and they can't hold back even if they are given a little sweetness.
How relieved this makes me feel!
"Boss, let's go to work. It's work, okay!"
"Go ahead. If you have anything unreasonable, feel free to mention it. Anyway, I'll just listen and won't change it!" Lin Yan waved his hand and showed a cynical smile.
"The boss hates me!" Many young ladies blushed and left happily.
Such a boss has no airs and even gets along with everyone. He is rich, handsome, and even super generous. They can follow him for a lifetime.
"Master, welcome!" Lei was wearing a beautiful blue maid outfit. She had a small body and blue slanted bangs. Her skin was smooth and fair, with streaks of crystal white light, and she was as beautiful as a porcelain doll.
When she saw Lin Yan coming over, she just bowed expressionlessly, as if she was a stranger in front of her.
"This is a gift for you!" Lin Yan didn't care about Lei's reaction. Instead, he took out a large portion of exquisite sweet cake and a colorful candy that children like to eat from behind, and handed it over with a smile.
"Master... you are a nuisance here!" Lei's blue crystal eyes met the gift in Lin Yan's hand, and her never-changing expression moved slightly, but for the next moment, she still refused expressionlessly.
At least it's not as cold as before!
"Don't be so open-minded, Xiaolei!" Lin Yan was not surprised, reached out and placed the gift at her feet, and then walked away.
Seeing Lin Yan leaving, Xiaolei looked around and saw that no one was paying attention. When she moved her little hand, the gifts around her disappeared.
"What a gentle master!" Xiaolei said happily with her face flushed.
[Ding dong! Congratulations to the host and Lei for increasing their favorability by ten points again, reaching 85! 】The mechanical sound of the system came, making Lin Yan's mouth curl up slightly.
Lin Yan came to the red-faced Xiao La and fumbled in his pocket for a long time.
This one doesn’t like desserts, but is more interested in children and animals!
Lin Yan thought so.
Finally, under Xiao La's confused eyes, Lin Yan took out a bank card and handed it to Xiao La.
"This is an additional donation to welfare organizations this month. There are five organizations in total. I'll give you a three-day holiday and go there to donate in person!"
"Master, I still have to work!" Xiao La said that she didn't have any holidays, and she didn't allow herself to have any!
"Oh, I almost forgot!" This is a workaholic!
Lin Yan nodded and said righteously: "These welfare homes have added many homeless children and poor children. I need you to verify the company's donation for three days!"
"I understand, Master!" Xiao La took Lin Yan's bank card with a sweet smile on her face.
"What two weird maids! Actually, you don't have to be like this!" Lin Yan wanted to reach out and rub the little girl's head.
"Master, you must be a pervert, right?" Xiao La reacted quickly, tilted her head, reached out and knocked off Lin Yan's dirty hand, her expression instantly became alert, and she warned with murderous intent.
[Ding dong! Congratulations to the host and Xiaola for increasing their favorability by ten points again, reaching 80 points! 】
Hey, one is cold on the outside and hot on the inside, and the other is hot on the outside and cold on the inside, wonderful!
"Xiao La, remember to say hello to me and the children!"
Amidst Lin Yan's laughter, Lin Yan turned around and came to the office on the second floor.
"Let me see what Liya is doing?" Lin Yan opened the door with an expectant look on his face.
Liya is the only one who is relatively normal among the three. She is naturally silly and workaholic. In her free time, she likes to watch cartoons and eat sweets and snacks. She has a gentle and generous personality. When you get along with her, you will not feel annoyed at all. She is very reliable. .
"Aren't you here?" Lin Yan put his head around and scanned the room.
"I'm so angry. That bastard Lin Yan, how can I write about the advantages of removing special codes? I want to write about it, but he must have it!"
"Luxury? Then write it as caring about the world and wanting to give all the girls in the world a home!"
"Violence? Then write it as a straightforward character who likes to fight against injustices in the world!"
,,,
"Well, he's quite handsome, so let's count him out!"
Zhao Ling sat on the table, biting a pen for a while, and writing furiously on the table for a while. His face turned blue and purple.
Scribbling and correcting on the paper looked very busy.
Isn't this quite flattering?
Lin Yan smiled, he could finally treat this girl. When he spoke, he was always full of resentment, as if he owed her something.
I don’t believe it, she can’t change it!
"Hey, isn't this Miss Zhao? She's busy!" Lin Yan put his hands behind his back, as if he was a senior leader inspecting.
"You..." Zhao Ling looked back at the sinister Lin Yan and almost rushed over and bit him to death.
But thinking about her job, she held back.
A small leak will sink a great ship!
A man can bend and stretch, but a little girl can open and close!
"I...what's wrong? You seem very dissatisfied?" Lin Yan pulled out a stool and sat upright on it, crossing his legs in an awkward position.
"Hmph!" Zhao Ling turned his head away and did not speak to Lin Yan.
This guy is definitely here to see his own joke!
It's a shame that I still like him, but he dares to treat me like this. I will never pay attention to him again!
"Hurry up and write it. Read it to me after you finish it. I have to listen to it again. I want to see what Miss Zhao thinks of me!" Lin Yan looked at the paper and said with a smile.
"Stop writing, I have no inspiration!" Zhao Ling slapped the pen on the table, lay down on the chair, and said angrily.
"...If you write well, I'll give you ten times your salary!" Lin Yan narrowed his eyes and said calmly.
"I'm bursting with inspiration now!" When Zhao Ling heard about the salary increase, he felt as if he had been given a shot of blood. He picked up a pen and started writing on the paper. It was called a smooth thinking and fast writing.
There is no way, he really gave too much, who can refuse the big pie offered by the boss, it’s really given!
Seeing Zhao Ling's thoughts welling up, Lin Yan did not interrupt him too much. Instead, he walked to Liya's desk, picked up the mouse and clicked back and forth, reading the company's various flows and data records.
After looking at it for a long time, Lin Yan yawned, lay down on the table, and fell asleep.
It's really boring!
Zhutian chat system interface
System 8888: [Come and take a look. The ginseng fruit that can help people realize enlightenment can greatly improve the human body's qualifications after eating it. It can increase the ability of enlightenment a hundred times in a short time. It only requires 1,000,000 system points! 】
It’s so expensive, I can’t even afford it!
Lin Yan clicked his tongue. One million system points was enough for him to buy many good things. Whoever bought such a one-time luxury item would be a fool!
[Brother, do you still have the large intestine set meal? I like it very much! 】The host who bought a large intestine with Lin Yan yesterday sent a private message.
You boy, pay attention! : [Yes, yes, but so be it. . . 】
000007: [System points are not a problem, I have more! 】
You boy, pay attention! : [One thousand per plate? 】
Lin Yan called carefully and received a quick reply: [Okay, can I place the order now? 】
Damn it, there is really no shortage of money!
Lin Yan swallowed, feeling that he could make a fortune in this group.
You boy, pay attention! :【Can! 】
[For orders of one hundred large intestines, please check carefully! 】
"???" Lin Yan's head was a little dizzy. Although he knew that this thing was a little bit addictive, he didn't expect that you were addicted to it. A hundred copies of it all at once. This is so greedy!
Why does it always feel like there is less?
Lin Yan shook his head and finally confirmed the order.
[I haven’t done that much, I’ll send them all to you tomorrow! (*^▽^*)! 】
000007: [Brother, can you send me a few copies now? I’m a little greedy! I still have a lot of dog brothers here who want to eat it. I burped yesterday and they almost tore me apart from the smell. They insisted on asking me for the secret recipe. Take a look. . . 】
[Dog brother? 】
Lin Yan grabbed the key words and subconsciously asked the system: "System, could it be said that the host of the system may not be human?"
[That is natural. God has the virtue of good life and emphasizes the equality of all things. Our system does not specifically select human beings. It all depends on luck. If you see the right one, you will be bound! 】The system explained.
No wonder it likes to eat smelly food, I seem to understand!
Lin Yan casually threw a large intestine stored in his personal space into the system chat screen. Although I have a lot, I can't give too many to others at once. Rare things are more valuable!
You boy, pay attention! : [Brother, the sales here are very popular and I don’t have much inventory. You can save some and I’ll give you priority! 】
000007: [Why are you so embarrassed? This is for you. The price is 1 system point. Please contact me often in the future! 】
Receive the goods!
Lin Yan carefully observed the latest order, and after confirming that it was correct, he clicked to confirm the transaction.
As the saying goes, be careful and you will sail forever. Electronic fraud is still quite rampant. Who knows if you may accidentally take away all your wealth!
"Let's see what it is!" Lin Yan was a little curious and his consciousness entered the portable space.
"Hey, where are my things?"
[In the portable space, it is written on the system express! 】The system responded mechanically.
"That's not right. Isn't it a system of points? Why did you deduct two points from me?" Lin Yan realized later and felt that he had been cheated!
[Transactions with external hosts naturally require handling fees. We provide you with a platform for free transactions. How can it be so cheap! The lowest transaction fee is 1 system point! 1% will be charged on profits and purchases! 】
"It's so dark!" Lin Yan complained, then put his consciousness into the portable space.
"Damn, what a cool bone!" Lin Yan couldn't help but admire when he saw the golden bone in the corner.
So generous, so rich!
[Host, this is a spiritual weapon, not an ordinary spiritual weapon, it should be of the highest quality! If you drop blood on it, you will be able to connect with it, and it will be yours from now on! 】
[However, I still recommend that the host be sold to me. The old rule is 100,000 exchange points! 】
"No change!" Lin Yan refused directly.
Although he can refine one top-quality spiritual weapon or spiritual tool every month, who would think there are too many weapons?
As long as you are not armed to the teeth, you are lacking a spiritual weapon.
Even if he has enough weapons, he still has Wen Ya, Raikage, Water Demon, Hua Qing, and even worse, Xiao Hei!
【Dog Beating Stick! : Wonderful weapon! 】
[Flexible: It can be enlarged or reduced as the user wishes, very convenient! 】
[Destructible quality: This weapon cannot be damaged! 】
[Dog Beating: The target attacked by this weapon will turn into a dog! 】
[Attack special effect: This weapon has a special bonus of double damage to dogs, and dogs also have a special bonus of double damage when used! 】
This can be done!
I didn't expect that this weapon was so powerful and unique that it could actually turn the target into a dog.
In the future, when I get high orally,
"Do you believe that I will beat you into a dog?" This is truly worthy of the name!
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"I am busy here, but he is actually sleeping here!" Zhao Ling stretched out and planned to drink some coffee to gain some inspiration. When he turned around, he saw Lin Yan sleeping on the table, and instantly felt unbalanced!
Is he cheating on me?
Thinking of this, Zhao Ling, who was originally very angry and planned to punish Lin Yan while he was sleeping, suddenly got cold feet.
"For the sake of the salary increase he gave me, I won't care!"
Zhao Ling felt that he had a lot of money, so he gave up.
Grabbing his own pink tea cup, he went to the coffee machine next to him to get a full cup.
"Delicious!" She took a sip of coffee and replenished her body with sugar. She felt like she came to life instantly.
This coffee is no ordinary coffee, it’s all about money!
Just such a small cup is worth thousands of dollars. It is imported high-end coffee. It is said that the feces of S-class monsters are used as nutrients. It is very precious. Drinking it is not only refreshing, but also very helpful for cultivation. .
That is to say, in the company, I can drink as much as I want, but outside, I can’t even think about it, it’s too expensive!
still sleeping?
As Zhao Ling tasted it, he kept looking at Lin Yan from the corner of his eye.
"Hey, I really can't do anything about you!" Suddenly, Zhao Ling put down the coffee in his hand, grabbed the down coat on the sofa, and gently covered Lin Yan with it.
Lin Yan's head moved, which made Zhao Ling blush slightly in fright, and she quickly stepped back. However, Zhao Ling felt relieved when she saw that he just adjusted his sleeping position.
Phew, I was scared to death!
When Zhao Ling saw that Lin Yan made no move, he blushed and quickly sat back in his seat and continued to taste the coffee.
Lin Yan's eyes opened slightly, then closed slowly. After thinking for a moment, he changed his position and continued to sleep.
Two hours later,
Zhao Ling put away his pen and looked at the pile of articles, his face finally turned happy.
Finally, I can get a salary increase!
"Did you finish writing?" At some point, Lin Yan was already standing behind Zhao Ling and suddenly said.
"You scared me to death!" Zhao Ling almost tore the book in his hand and complained to Lin Yan with a dissatisfied look on his face.
Does he walk silently? Really impressed!
"It's done!" Zhao Ling was excited, like a child who scored 100 points in the exam to show off to his parents, "You said, ten times the salary, no regrets!"
"Why are you as obsessed with money as Wen Ya?" Lin Yan snorted and couldn't help laughing.
When she first caught Wen Ya, she just relied on throwing money at her. Now, Wen Ya no longer likes money.
People always change!
This girl will also meet the right person in the future! It's not okay to stick to the past, Zhao Ling!
"That's right, I'm very poor! Unlike some people who have too much money to spend!" Zhao Ling rolled his eyes and said in a sly tone.
"I told Liya, if nothing happens, I'll leave first!" Lin Yan waved goodbye and left.
"Hey, you haven't read what I wrote yet. You're not allowed to leave. It's a waste of my energy. You have to listen today even if you don't want to!" Zhao Ling bared his teeth and claws and rushed towards Lin Yan.
“I’ve read it, it’s very well written! The content is very pertinent and realistic!”