ebookslot Chapter 455
Chapter 455
Study decisively and never let go of a book.
It seems that the bountiful harvest rewarded by the coffin corpses has further raised the level. For three ordinary corpses, the rewards are very perfunctory.
One gave Taoxing for one year, and the other gave inner energy for one year.
All are symbolic consolation rewards.
The last one was given a book of spells, but it was quite ugly, and it was called farting technique.
Farting technique: A cursed spell from the witches, when cast this technique, the target will be full of anus and intestines, making it difficult to restrain themselves.
Note: It is not a fart, but an unyielding soul.
When Qin He saw it, his face suddenly became disgusted.
This witch sect is really good at producing some unreliable spells.
Such as curse of rotten eyes, mending, and farting.
Although the Wumen is indeed in decline, but this is too weak to support the table, why can't there be some serious rewards?
However, if you don't like it, it's good to learn one more spell.
It's the same sentence, Yedo doesn't overwhelm her.
The technique is one aspect, and the various knowledge contained in the theory of the technique is also very valuable.
Learn decisively.
Immediately, all kinds of strange knowledge about the human body's intestines and abdomen and hook qi are thoroughly familiarized, and once you learn it, you will reach the state of perfection.
display.
"biu~"
Qin He came to Hui Miqiu who was shoveling ashes.
Gray Miqiu even straightened up slightly, and then looked at Wang Tiezhu and Lamborghie lying on the ground, then at Qin He and Xiao Diao, and then stood still, and only resumed his movements after about ten seconds.
Qin He saw it, alas, not bad.
This sphincter can retract freely.
It is possible to fart silently, which is the essence of dark fart.
It is indeed a big mouse of hundreds of years.
That being the case, then some more.
biu~biu~biu~
Three consecutive farts.
At this moment, Mickey Gray's eyes suddenly opened wide, and his whole body became stiff. He felt a surge of intestinal air in his abdomen, directly hitting the intestinal door.
The gatekeeper general "sphincter" was shocked, and hastily shrank the city gate, ordered the intestines to stop making noise, and pass through in an orderly manner.
However, the intestinal qi was too turbulent, and the general sphincter was unable to maintain it. The intestinal qi passed through the narrow city gate and issued a slender and sharp whistling sound.
"Chi Chi Chi Chi ~~~"
Immediately, everyone was shocked.
Qin He was amazed, this sound
Sound like a gas leak.
It's amazing that fart sounds can be made like this.
"what sound?"
Hearing the sound, Wang Tiezhu turned his head and listened left and right, looking for the source of the sound. He seemed to smell something, and moved his nose to smell it.
But when he turned around and saw Hui Miqiu holding his butt with his stomach stretched out, his face turned green immediately, pointing at Hui Miqiu and scolding: "You can't do a good job, are you farting here?"
"Master Zhu, there are three things people are in a hurry to shit on. I really can't hold back." Hui Miqiu explained hastily.
"Still quibbling."
"I was wrong."
"What are you eating? Why does it smell like rotten sweet potatoes?" Wang Tiezhu covered his nose with disgust.
"Master Zhu Mingcha, I did eat sweet potatoes. There are large patches of sweet potatoes planted in the pig shed outside the city. They are big and sweet."
"Did I ask you to praise me?"
"I was wrong."
"The sweet potatoes... I'll get some back tomorrow."
"Yes, Master Zhu."
"..."
In front of Wang Tiezhu, Hui Miqiu was always submissive.
Immortal Qingniu sat down the first boy, so that it would not have any thoughts of disobedience.
However, at this moment, Wang Tiezhu suddenly opened Mung Dou's eyes slightly, his body froze, and then: "Puff puff ~~"
A serial fart that was even more arrogant than Hui Miqiu let out.
The so-called loud farts don't stink, stinky farts don't make loud sounds, and serial farts are both stinky and loud.
Immediately a sour smell filled the air.
Hui Miqiu shrank his neck, pursed his lips tightly and held his breath, not daring to say a word.
The slap in the face came too fast, let alone talking at this time, even breathing is wrong.
Wang Tiezhu's expression was immediately wonderful, embarrassing, unbelievable, and annoyed... After a pause, it forcefully said: "What are you looking at? My work is done. It's okay to fart properly to relieve my mood."
"Yes, yes, what Master Zhu said is true." Hui Miqiu nodded his head.
"Why does your fart smell like beef?" At this moment, Lamborgi's faint voice suddenly sounded from behind Wang Tiezhu.
Wang Tiezhu turned around and saw that Lamborghi, who had been sleeping on the ground, woke up at some point, and stood behind him, staring at him suspiciously with a pair of huge bull's eyes.
"You smelled it wrong, I didn't eat beef." Wang Tiezhu secretly said
not good.
"You damn turtle dare to eat my cow family~"
"You scold me?"
"I'm still against you, bull rush, ha!"
"Boom!"
"Ah~ Dead Cow, I'll fight with you~"
"..."
Just when the Dongcheng crematorium was making a fuss over "a shitty thing".
Flying Fish Guard Office.
Wei Yuanji, who was drinking and eating supper, suddenly found that Wei Wu, who was in a good mood and was drinking and eating, suddenly became restless. Biqu library
A few days ago, Wei Wu stole the limelight.
With the power of one person, he singled out the entire Jianghu in the capital, won eight out of nine battles, and was proud of the Jianghu.
Even Shen Lian, the commander of the Flying Fish Guard, personally credited him.
Taking advantage of the power of the great victory, Fei Yuwei directly took down a few scumbags who wanted to be caught but didn't dare to catch them, and stomped on the rivers and lakes again.
Don't mention Wei Wu's complacency, how can it be a cool word.
Especially the two games against Cai Sandao, it can be called a Jedi counterattack.
In the first match, Cai Sandao used an iron fist to block, but Wei Wu didn't know that he kicked it and broke his leg.
But it doesn't matter, he has the self-healing technique, and the time for half a stick of incense will be much quicker.
The next day they fought again. Wei Wu used iron leggings with protruding iron nails on them. Cai Sandao didn't know it, and deliberately opened his crotch to provoke Wei Wu.
Good guy, with that kick, Cai Sandao and Three Souls flew two and a half souls away, covering his crotch and fleeing, not even returning to Yihongyuan.
For this reason, Wei Wu happily drank and ate a lot every day, and treated guests every day.
"Brother Wu, what's wrong with you?" Wei Yuanji asked strangely.
Wei Wu's face twisted, he touched his buttocks, hesitant to speak.
Seeing this, the corner of Wei Yuanji's mouth twitched, "You don't know...the hemorrhoids happened again, right?"
"It feels like, not sure."
Wei Wu squatted down a few times, hurriedly picked up a bronze mirror and ran to the latrine, after a while, he came back with a face of shame, gritted his teeth and said, "It's hemorrhoids."
Wei Yuanji took a deep breath immediately, and said speechlessly, "Brother Wu, you are not suitable for drinking and eating. I asked Dr. Ju about it. You should drink carefully for this problem."
"Why didn't you say it earlier, it's all brought up before you say it."
"I didn't know it was so accurate. You are at the peak of your inner strength now. This problem should not be true."
"What should we do now?"
"How about... I cut it for you?"