ebookslot Chapter 501 Stop The Injury With Injury
Chapter 501 Stop The Injury With Injury
"Do not!!"
When the monk and Taoist saw it, he immediately screamed with a distorted face.
This hateful cow is afraid that the world will not be chaotic.
My conscience is greatly broken.
It didn't just pull, it pulled a lot.
"Ah~hahahaha~~"
Wei Wu laughed directly and became Sister Pomegranate.
The mouth is almost crooked.
What is Feng Shui Turning?
This is called Feng Shui turns!
Last year outside Tonggu Village, Wei Wu was caught by a monk. It was also a small yellow ox, a little smaller than this one. It pulled a large pile of thin cow dung with a clatter, and the monk forced him to make a little man out of cow dung.
Cow dung, pinch? villain?
That memory once became Wei Wu's nightmare.
Every time I think of him, I feel disgusting, and I always feel that there is a residual smell of cow dung on both hands that can't be washed off.
it's good now.
If the mountains don't turn and the water turns, don't bully young people into poverty!
The current Wei is more powerful than all of you combined.
bring it on! Take revenge!
"Pinch, pinch for me!" Wei Wu pointed at the cow dung, excited more than breaking through external strength, there is nothing better than revenge.
Because of the teacher's wife's mediation before, the two sides shook hands and made peace, and Wei Wu had no reason to get mad.
Well now, you can bring it up yourself.
This beating is worth it!
"Wei Wu, don't go too far. A scholar can be killed but not humiliated. If you have the guts, kill Ben Buddha. Ben Buddha will never pinch, absolutely not!"
The great monk was extremely tough, as if he would not obey him to the death.
However, he refused to obey, and only persisted for more than ten breaths when Wei Wu's head collapsed like the wind.
Wei Wu didn't play anything, but only played the two rows of ring scars on the top of the monk's head.
With the blessing of external strength and bull strength, the ring scars of the great monk counted as one, and all of them protruded.
That's called a horned head, just like the cockscomb.
"Oh~"
"Stop, there is something to discuss, easy to discuss!"
"Beating people is not recommended!"
The great monk cried out in pain. Not only could he and the Taoist priest not beat Wei Wu at this moment, they were also sealed by Wei Wu.
He doesn't have any ability to resist at all, and he doesn't know where this bastard learned it.
"Pinch... or not
pinch? "Wei Wu crossed his hands, and his voice was long.
"It's not that we don't pinch, it's... that we can't pinch anymore."
At this moment, the Taoist priest spoke. He pretended to be weak and said: "We met a dragon-slaying monster on the way here. We suffered internal injuries during the battle, and...we were beaten by you again. I'm hanging on my breath, I can't hold it anymore, you have a lot of adults, please let us go."
When he was talking, he was still lying on the ground, coughing pretendingly.
Not to mention, at this moment, he has a bruised nose and a swollen face, and his appearance is miserable. If he is soft-hearted, he can easily be deceived by him.
The fat man also hurriedly said: "Yes, we all suffered internal injuries, Wei Wu, brother Wu, misunderstanding, it's all misunderstanding."
"No way, you were all injured by monsters?" Wei Wu blinked suspiciously with a serious look on his face, "You can't be lying to me, right?"
"Dragon slaying battle, monsters are everywhere, I will never lie to you, the monk is a puppy." The Taoist raised his hand and made a swearing gesture.
"Well... okay, since you have sworn, then I can only trust you, don't pinch the shit, I will help you check your injuries." Wei Wu sighed, with a relieved look on his face, and walked away I went to the Taoist priest and took a look, and then said in surprise: "Oh, it's not good, among you, it's Qishangquan!"
"This injury is very vicious, what should I do?"
"Oh, by the way, as you said just now, use wounds to fight wounds, and fire to fight fire."
Wei Wu suddenly realized, and then raised his fist without saying a word under the terrified eyes of Taoist priests and monks.
"咚~咚~!咚~" sounded in my ears, punching to the flesh.
The Taoist priests and monks screamed again and again, and when the fight was over, they really fell on the ground and couldn't get up.
After beating Wei Wu, he leaned down to watch again, and said to himself, "You haven't gotten up yet?"
"Alas~ It seems that the strength of using wounds to restrain wounds is still not strong enough, and the effect is not good, so try harder."
After finishing speaking, he began to roll up his sleeves, looking as if he was ready to do a big job.
The Taoist priest and the monk could not hold back when they heard that, they jumped up with the last breath of immortal energy and shouted in horror:
"no no no
up! "
"It hurts a lot better, it hurts a lot better."
"Thank you."
"Thank you?" Wei Wu crossed his hands again, hit the snake with the stick, and said, "Thank you."
When the monk and Taoist heard it, his face turned green like a frog, and he was about to cry.
They figured it out, if they didn't pinch this shit today, Wei Wu would keep beating him until they agreed to pinch him.
All the violent beatings in the process are considered in vain.
That being the case, then don't suffer, there is no escape.
If you continue to fight, you will die.
"We... will show you a shit squeezer." The monk said with a sad face, he had to bow his head under the eaves.
"Okay, a child can be taught, I really appreciate you!" Wei Wu immediately gave him a thumbs up, grinning almost behind his ears.
What I want is this effect.
The feeling of strength is cool!
"Then what are we pinching?"
The Taoist priest also admitted that since he couldn't escape, then he would keep the green hills and take revenge. It's not too late in ten years, and by the way, he greeted the eighteen generations of Wei Wuzu's ancestors one by one in his heart.
"Squeeze what?" Wei Wu pondered, then suddenly rolled his eyes, grinning and said: "You just make a green bull fairy, the one that is lifelike."
"Great Immortal Qingniu?!" The monk and Taoist exclaimed.
So, half an hour later, under Wei Wu's critical and dictating command.
A bull dung statue of the Great Immortal of the Green Bull stood up tremblingly.
Ho!
The nose is the nose, the eyes are the eyes, the face is covered with a mask, and the green bull under the crotch is called a portrait.
That is called a lifelike.
That's killing two birds with one stone.
Seeing this, Wei Wu's hatred disappeared, and he looked up to the sky and laughed, leading the bull and left contentedly.
Leaving the two of you looking at me and I looking at you, what you hate is gnashing your teeth.
"Monk, this bastard's strength has grown by leaps and bounds, he must have been able to teach the Dharma thanks to the Great Immortal Qingniu!" The Taoist said with certainty.
At the time of Ludi, it was no secret that the Great Immortal Qingniu spread the Dharma wantonly.
"Then let's..."
The monk was moved, and instinctively looked at the just-formed statue of the Qingniu Great Immortal Shit.
ready-made~